The Supreme Court Alert: New Wage Reductions Are Coming Soon!


ImagesLast week the Supreme Court of the United States worked really hard to reconfirm that they would defend our constitutional rights and freedoms… as long as the proposed laws are not heavily lobbied by the special interest groups. 

First, they struck down the petition to make it a crime to lie about receiving military honors.  The justices decided that this law would be a violation of the free speech.  If people want to make up stories about their heroism in Iraq, it is their constitutional right to do so.  It's been done since Beowulf and let's not disturb the ancient traditions of "military" folklore.  

Thank God!  If you start criminalizing any form of lying, you don't know where the hell it's going to get us.  Give it a precedent and before you know it, people will not be able to lie on their resumes, brokers will not be able to bullshit about the prospective investments, people will stop stealing each other's ideas, and (oh, no!!!) the politicians will be forced to tell the truth.

On the very same day, the Supreme Court upheld the law that has been heavily pushed by HMO-financed insurance lobbyists (AHIP): the individual mandate for health care, probably the most debatable part of Obama's healthcare "overhaul."  Even if you don't care about the news you cannot  escape this one – it's been discussed by everyone and their mothers. 

But, I would like the readers, for a brief moment, to let go of the politics surrounding this law and concentrate on the semantics.  The government will issue a MANDATE – an authoritative order, an ultimatum to the people to obtain a health insurance, or else…  A very personal choice of whether you want to buy an expensive policy with a lousy coverage is taken away from you.  I am sure this is a kind of freedom the Founding Fathers dreamed about when they were writing our Constitution.

Back to politics. The gist of the mandatory health insurance can be simplified as follows.  If you earn more than 2.5 times of the federal poverty level (FPL) you are required to obtain either employer-provided or individual policy to cover yourself and your dependents, or you will be fined.  If you are under the FPL threshold, your coverage will be subsidized.  The exempt categories are: illegal immigrants, jailbirds, and religious objectors. 

Even the debate about the nature of the fine is all about the semantics.  Let's get this straight first: it's the hard-working people, already paying payroll taxes, who will be subjected to this new levy, with IRS playing the role of the collector.  The proponents of the law call this a "new tax" and that gave the Supreme Court the grounds for upholding it – the government has the right to impose taxes.  The opponents called it a "penalty," making it an unconstitutional move. 

Of course, Mitt Romney got all confused and instead of following his campaign handlers' suit of insisting that it's a penalty, he went on record to call it a "tax."  Wall Street Journal couldn't pass on the opportunity to publish an op-ed calling the Republican candidate a dumbass, or something of the sort. 

My dear breadwinners, let us now put our concerns about freedoms and politics aside and talk about MONEY.  How much will it cost you to forgo the medical insurance?

Starting with 2014, the penalty per individual will be $95, or 1% of income, whichever is greater.  So, if you are a New Yorker with a $45K salary (an average my junior accountants make), barely covering your living expenses and considering yourself too young and healthy for medical insurance expense, your will end up paying $450 fine to the government.  For families, it'll be $285, or 1% of income, whichever is greater. 

The penalty will subsequently rise in 2016, reaching $695 per individual and $2,085 per family, or 2 percent of income, whichever is greater. From 2017, the minimums will rise each year with inflation. 

Now, this is for my fellow executive peers,  who do cover themselves and their loved ones with medical benefits.  Are we off the hook, here?  Nope.  To offset the cost of providing insurance to low income households and unemployed, individuals making more than $200,000 a year and couples earning above $250,000 will pay additional "health care payroll taxes", thus subsidizing somebody else's benefits.

And who benefits from this supposedly "socially-minded" law  designed to keep people healthier and make sure that everyone stays on this poor planet longer?  Let's see.  You either buy the insurance (HMOs collect the premium), or you pay the fine (HMOs get the money collected by IRS), or you pay the subsidy for others (guess who gets the money). 

Video Quote of the Week: A Key to Economic and Social Survival Courtesy of the Gates Foundation


I could’ve written thousands  upon thousands words on the subject, but the creative studio Gentleman Scholar commissioned by the Gates Foundation managed to compact the organization’s message on family planning as a crucial necessity for the world’s well-being into a 1 minute and 44 second gem with a self-spoken title Where’s the Controversy in Saving Lives? 

Thank you, Bill and Melinda Gates!

Click the video’s title above to watch it on YouTube.

 

Elementary Business Literacy and Creative Integrity


Contract-signingSuffering from the recent loss of my dear kitty, nowadays I frequently find myself  opting for a lighter than usual entertainment fare.  I guess, at the moment, my ability to absorb sorrow and turmoil is at its limit.  This is not a good time for Lars von Trier.  So, at midnight on Saturday I idly let my remote to surf me to a sterilized version of Bridget Jones's Diary on some random non-premium cable channel.  

I must say that, when it comes to art, I strongly oppose any form of censorship.  This Film Is Not Yet Rated disturbed the hell out of me.  And I am offended by YouTube's barring the viewing of Marina Abramovic's art for users under a certain age.  For me, this is an equivalent to preventing teenagers from entering the Met. 

Someone like me couldn't possibly imagine that a benign movie like Bridget Jones's Diary would require alterations for a late-night showing on a "digital value" channel.  Of course, there is some sparse cursing (which, by the way, sounds much milder with the British accent), but other than that…  

Well, the false morality defenders found a way to shuck the most whimsical parts out of the movie, leaving only soppy husks.  Let me give you a little taste.  In the original, when Bridget quits her publishing job, she tells Cleaver, "If staying here means working within 30 yards of you, frankly, I'd rather have a job wiping Saddam Hussein's ass."  Snap!  The neutered version offers, "washing Saddam Hussein's car" instead. And that "home movie" of 4-year-old Bridget and 8-year-old Mark at the end – it completely disappears.       

The problem isn't only in the censorship as a principle.  The whole point of Helen Fielding's character, the innovativeness of her novel (which gave rise to the whole slew of books, movies, and TV shows – from Sex and the City to Girls) is in these feisty details.  So, when somebody butchers it like that – it's nothing less than a desecration of artistic prerogatives. 

Moreover, Miramax and Working Title Films, the production companies that brought the novel to the silver screen, are famous for the edgy, breakthrough movies.   The former, for example, is responsible for bringing Pulp Fiction into our lives.  Go on IMdB and see the complete rosters of these companies' impressive achievements.  

But here is how the money-making in movies works.  The production companies facilitate the creation of the product and in this case Miramax was even responsible for the US theatrical release.  But after the big-screen runs are over,  most movies get pushed through other distribution channels, usually handled by home entertainment divisions of big studios, far removed from the creators and the ideas of artistic integrity.  These companies cover DVD and Blu-ray releases as well as the television circulation.  While the alteration of DVDs has been ruled by the courts in 2006 as an "illegitimate business" and a violation of federal copyright laws, the decision doesn't apply to television versions.  Those can be mutilated.    

The question is, whether the moviemakers, who sign contracts, which give distributors rights to rape their artistic creations any way they like, do it knowingly.  Are they such whores that they would sacrifice their creative integrity and sell their children to bordellos of family-friendly television for an extra buck?   

Well, call me a hopeless idealist, but I don't believe that all of them are.  At least some of them do care.  (Hey, counting money is my profession, but I know that there are more important things in life than raking the dough.)  But what I can absolutely guarantee is that 99.99% of them don't have any understanding of business and legal matters.  They rely on their agents, managers, and attorneys to defend their interests.  Well, that's just silly. 

At the end of the day, the only people who have an incentive to protect the art are the artists themselves.  The elementary business education and rudimentary understanding of how their industry works would do them tons of good.  At the very least they should be able to ask the right questions and request the correct clauses to be included into the contracts before they ink their famous names on the signature lines. 

Quote of the Week: HBO’s The Newsroom


ImagesCharlie Skinner:    I am too old to be governed by fear of dumb people.

Will McAvoy:          I am not.

Charlie Skinner:    You are older than you think.  Don't learn that the hard way.

                                Season 1, Episode 1

                                Created and Written by Aaron Sorkin