News Flash #1: Economics of the Bizarros


Yesterday, Detroit, the city that throughout most of the twentieth century symbolized American industrial strength and economic power, filed for bankruptcy, becoming the nation’s largest public sector knocked to the ground by the weight of a multi-billion-dollar debt!

In a bizarro turn of events, right after these news came through, the stock market has closed for the day reaching new record highs!  Apparently the investors rallied (again!) on account of the second-quarter paper gains published by a few US giants.  One of them was Morgan Stanley, by the way  – the company that doesn’t produce anything, but their investment banking division (the one that does IPOs) did amazing! 

Yet, the major bit of information that pushed stocks to the record levels came from the Labor Department reporting “a drop in weekly claims for unemployment benefits,” which was readily misread by the “investing community” as a “signal of a healthier economy.”  This proves once again that this “community” consists entirely of the blind and the stupid unable to comprehend the simple truth that a drop in unemployment payouts doesn’t mean that the unemployed miraculously became employed.  What it actually signifies (assuming the numbers are not fucked with) is that a bunch of people has exhausted their unemployment benefits and now will move onto Welfare.

Of course, our Federal Reserve chairman, Ben Bernanke, played his role in furthering the stock market craze, by testifying in Congress that the inflation is not high enough yet to either curb the Fed’s $85 billion-a-month bond stimulus program (financed by the Chinese loans and our taxes), or raise the closed-to-zero interest rates.  What the fuck are you talking about, Bernanke?  In the past 12 months my personal cost of living has increased by 15% in every single category: residential expenses, utilities, transportation, food – everything went up!

Is it just me, or the world has gone completely bananas?  I don’t think it’s me.  I think the world is populated by the Bizarros now.  And, as the fearless leader of Sealab 2021 said, “I hate the Bizarros.”

News Flash #2: Politics of the Patchoulis


In entertainment news, the nominations for the 2013 Primetime Emmy Awards were announced yesterday as well, proving once again that the entire concept of the Hollyweird awards is nothing more than the popularity contest.  Nobody really looks deep and assesses the cultural quality – it’s all about the hype and the industry politics.

The incredibly talented Adam Driver, the single real actor in the entire cast of HBO’s Girls and the only bright spot in every one of the first-season’s 10 episodes, was completely ignored last year by all TV awards organizations, including the Emmys.  

In the second season, his role was significantly curbed: he appeared only in 6 episodes, in some of them very briefly.  Yet, this year he is nominated for the Best Supporting Actor in a Comedy Series.  Why?  Because Lena Dunham singled him out in her Golden Globe acceptance speech.  And people took notice – it’s far more important that the actual artistic achievement.

I’m happy for Adam Driver, but “I hate the Patchoulis” (thank you again, Captain Murphy).         

Quote of the Day: Mark Twain on Profanity


“Under certain circumstances, profanity provides a relief denied even to prayer.”

                                                                            Mark Twain

Quote of the Week: More on Declining Quality of… Everything


1000835_4786_A_400A conversation between two young women overheard by The Frustrated CFO:

Young Woman #1: "Oh, those wreaths are beautiful!  Have you had them for a long time?"

Young Woman #2: "When I was growing up we went to the Renaissance Faire several times.  Every time we went, I bought one."

Young Woman #1: "Well, how do you know, which one is from which Faire?"

Young Woman #2: "By the quality.  The older the wreath, the better it's made."


P.S. to Unpunishable Plagiarism


A few readers expressed strong disapproval of my recent post Warning: Unpunishable Plagiarism.  Not of the subject matter per se – they agree that gorging on other people’s creativity—whether in business, science, or arts—is despicable and the law that doesn’t protect it is fucked up. But they were upset with the examples I’ve chosen to illustrate the idea-snatching in pop-culture. 

Instead of picking on absorption of mythology, folklore, and literary inheritance in the beloved Harry Potter—they say—or making vague allegations about the possible origins of Hannah Horvath, why didn’t you talk about the simultaneous releases of Pixar‘s A Bug’s Life and DreamWorksAntz (both in 1998), or of a superior Chris Nolan’s The Prestige and subpar Neil Burger’s The Illusionist (both 2006)?

The answer is simple: as peculiar and suspicious concurrent developments of very similar ideas by different production companies are, it is practically impossible to uncover the back stories behind these incidents, or make even vague attempts to point a finger at the alleged perpetrators.  So, I wrote about the instances that seemed somewhat obvious and transparent to me.  Otherwise, the post would consist of nothing more than just one anecdote from my own professional life and a non-descriptive list of dubious cultural references.  Maybe it would be more sanitary, but also boring.

Let’s take, for example, The Prestige/The Illusionist case.  What can we dig up?  Well, both screenplays were based on legitimate and independent literary sources.  

The first one is an adaptation of a novel with the same title written by an English novelist and science fiction writer Christopher Priest and published by Gollancz in 1995.  Priest is a well-known  and highly respected writer: the themes of his A Dream of Wessex, for example, were used as a framework for David Cronenberg’s fantastic eXistenZ.  The year The Prestige hit the book stores, it was nominated for four sci-fi and fantasy awards and won two of them.  While the movie differs from the book (the latter being darker and more complex) all the main ingredients and the plot turns were taken from the novel: the characters’ names and descriptions, Priest’s fictional practice of stage illusions (the setup, the performance, and the prestige), the nature of the competing teleportation uber-acts, and even the guest appearance of Nicola Tesla.

Various sources indicate that several Hollywood producers had approached Priest for an adaptation of the novel and it was Valerie Dean of Newmarket Films (they also produced Memento), who told Chris Nolan about the novel in 2000.  After he read it, Newmarket Films purchased the option.  I can see how adapting a novel constructed as shifts between entries of two diaries could be very difficult, especially considering that the work on Insomnia had already began.  Yet, the Nolan brothers had it finished in 2003 and were ready to start filming, but it wasn’t meant to be: Batman Begins production got escalated and The Prestige was postponed.  The pre-production didn’t start until October 2005 and the film was released by Touchstone exactly one year later.

The Illusionist is based on an even earlier short story by Pulitzer Prize winner Steven Millhauser Eisenheim the Illusionist – it was a part of his 1990 collection The Barnum Museum.  The Hollywood mythology has it that, even though Neil Burger’s debut Interview with the Assassin was a terrible flop, its producers desperately wanted to work with the said writer/director again.  In 2002 they asked Neil what would he like to do next and he said, “There is this short story I always wanted to adapt…”  I’m guessing it took a couple of years before the idea could be sold and budgeted (unlike Chris Nolan, Neil Burger had no other projects on his hands), and the movie didn’t go into production until early 2005.  It was released 10 months ahead of The Prestige.     

Thus, on the surface all facts point to the accidental concurrency of these two movies.  However, who the fuck knows how the little impulses that churn the Hollywood machine work?  You see, as soon as any creative property is optioned, the fact becomes a matter of public knowledge.  Ok, let me amend that: I don’t really think that the “general public” is following that kind of information.  But if you are in the trade or have some sort of a vested interest in filmmaking, you can and must know all tinseltown’s moves.                        

I mean, Variety, the oldest American entertainment-trade magazine, had been founded in 1905 (!).  Since then, its been reporting on every single production and celebrity move imaginable.  The Hollywood Reporter joined the action in 1930.  Nowadays, you can have paid subscriptions to both publications online.  However, the Internet access to filmmaking trade news is dominated by DoneDeal Pro ($24 a year), which delivers basically a live feed of every option, screenplay purchase, new project announcement, talent attachment, etc.;  and IMdB Pro ($125 a year) with its remarkable search capabilities allowing you to see what every producer has “in-production” and “in-development.”  And I know for a fact that all production companies and studios have staffers and interns, whose job is to deliver the digests of all these daily news to their bosses.   

So, it is easy to imagine that the knowledge of The Prestige waiting its turn since 2000 could’ve been a pressure point in The Illusionist pitch: “Look, we can beat their timing with our own movie about a magician…”  Is this a qualified example of the unpunishable plagiarism?  I really don’t know.  You decide for yourself.

Some readers also said that my post, by making a case that “everyone steals,” might give unsavory elements a carte blanche for encroaching on others’ creativity.  Well, first of all, I hope I was explicit enough in stating my position on the issue.  Secondly, I honestly don’t think that my two cents have the power to change the situation in either direction.  And finally, I am not Huffington fucking Post – I don’t have that kind of exposure!

Of course, I cannot just end this post without letting the movie critic in me to use this opportunity to make the following comment.  If somebody referred Christopher Nolan to Eisenheim the Illusionist, he wouldn’t care for it.  It’s a story of the “and I will do anything for love” kind, and this writer/director is not interested in that.  Think about his movies (including Man of Steel, which he only co-produced) – they are all about a Man and His Mission, a Hero and His Obsession.  Love, even if it’s present, is just a plot point; it is seated in the last row of the Nolan bus.            

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