There are days when it takes all you’ve got just to keep up with losers.
Robert Orben
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Clinton/Warren Ticket – Joke of the Week #2
Two blond lawyers wearing Mao suits walk into a bar.
“Look at those hussies frolicking in their despicable sexy dresses,” says the younger one.
“Don’t worry,” replies the senior, “I’ll text my Saudi and Omani pals to come over. They’ll cover those floozies from head to toe in a blink of an eye.”
Video Quote of the Week: The Best Meditation Guidance for the Frustrated Likes of Us
Joke of the Day: Get Your Animals Straight, Woman!
The Frustrated CFO's Preface:
Seriously, guys, this just happened, like, 20 minutes ago (I had to scramble to make the picture). Quoted verbatim from an email sent by the CEO of an internationally-mixed company:
"Dear all,
In honor of Chinese New Year, the Year of Goat/Sheep/Lamb, we will have a Chinese lunch together to celebrate on Friday."
Quote of the Week: Reconfirming the Perversity of Today’s Existence
"Our modern life is such an unholy mix of voyeurism and exhibitionism. People are perpetually broadcasting their internal and external selves."
Stella Gibson
The Fall
Season 2, episode 4
Created, written,
and directed by
Allan Cubitt
The Frustrated CFO commentary:
When I heard these words spoken with a bitter sigh by Gillian Anderson I felt fortunate to have experienced once more the cultural sensation Alan Bennett described as the hand of an unknown but like-minded friend reaching out to you from far away. For confirmation, check out this post on social networking I wrote back in November 2013. You don't even have to bother yourself with all 1000+ words – just read the fourth paragraph.
I've never met you, Allan Cubitt, but you are my friend.
The Frustrated CFO 