Warning: Unpunishable Plagiarism


Plagiarism the wrongful appropriation or purloining, and publication as one’s own, of the ideas, or the expression of the ideas (literary, artistic, musical, mechanical, etc.) of another.

            OED, Vol. 11: 947

As OED’s definitions go, this one is pretty straightforward: you create something, another person passes it as his own – that’s wrong.  It is also linguistically polite.  Authors unrestricted by the structural conventions of dictionaries, can be more blunt about it. Late Alexander Lindey, a copyright attorney and author, in his 1951 Plagiarism and Originality wrote: “Plagiarism is literary – or artistic or musical – theft.”

Note that OED’s definition includes both
ideas
and their expressions.  Legally, however, only actual products are protected.  The United States Copyright Office clearly states: 

“Copyright does not protect ideas, concepts, systems, or methods of doing something.  You may express your ideas in writing or drawings and claim copyright in you description, but be aware that copyright will not protect the idea itself as revealed in written or artistic work.”

To simplify: Copying Van Gogh’s Sunflowers to a stroke and passing it as your own work is illegal, but producing endless still-lifes of vases with flowers in Van Gogh’s style is absolutely OK.  By the same token, reproducing somebody’s words verbatim without giving a proper citation is plagiarism, but recasting somebody’s original idea with your own words, details, and attributes cannot be legally challenged.

Generally speaking, the intention behind the exclusion of ideas from the copyright protection is founded in the possibility of several people coming up with the same thought at the same time.  This indeed happens from time to time.  However, more frequently than not, the law, as it stands right now, makes what I call an unpunishable plagiarism an okay thing.   

Of course, it is infrequent that someone copies a painting, or steals a score from another musician’s computer.  Actions like that can lead to criminal and/or civil law suits.  From time to time, we hear about people being expelled from schools or lose their jobs and professional creditability on account of plagiarism.

Sometimes, such allegations are unfounded and cleverly used to mar the innocent competition.  The fabulous Alan Rickman, whose character in the Broadway production of Theresa Rebeck’s Seminar became a victim of such a scam, moaned with all the heart-wrenching pain his ample talent was capable to deliver: “Oh, to be accused of such a thing…”  For him it’s the worst possible shame.  A rare man!  

However, when it comes to original ideas, only individual morals stand between one person’s precious imaginative jewel and another person’s grabby hand.  Unfortunately, morality being what it is in the present time, theft of the original ideas is far more common than pickpocketing and purse snatching.  As originality becomes more and more of a deficit, the stealing of it becomes more and more pervasive.  I personally don’t care whether it’s legal or not.  To me it’s worse than a theft – it’s an intellectual rape, a snatching of babies born in a torrent of a creative labor. 

In business environments it happens every day.  Those who watch NBC’s popular series Grimm know that the show’s core feature is to give a fairy-tale spin to contemporary life.  In a second season’s episode Nameless, a video game company celebrates the development of a groundbreaking code.  Everyone involved in the programming of this extraordinary algorithm stands to make millions.  As it turns out, however, none of the people taking credit for it had actually authored the breakthrough idea.  It was appropriated by the team leader from a tech guy who came to reboot her system and offered the brilliant solution in exchange for a date.  Not only that she had no qualms about accepting the praise and the rewards, she wasn’t planning to keep the date promise either.  She didn’t even remember the guys name.

Whether in business or arts, the worst idea thieves are your peers, especially those who work with you.  Trust me, I know it first-hand.  One such incident occurred during my time as a high-tech CFO.  We were preparing for a teleconference with our venture-capital investors.  My fellow board member, the VP of Marketing, strolled into my office and asked for my opinion about the topics to be discussed.  You know, at the time the Internet companies were marked by a sense of democracy and camaraderie.  So, I let my guard down and laid out my thoughts.  All these years later, I still remember the shock I felt, when this guy took the lead of the meeting and repeated everything I told him verbatim, without giving me any credit, of course.      

It goes without saying that the world of arts and entertainment is a fucking snake pit that lives by the motto “Everybody steals.”  It’s pretty much an every-day practice. 

No matter how many musicians and fans scorned Vanilla Ice’s shameless “re-phrasing” of the Queen/Bowie genius bass riff, “Ice Ice Baby” made millions, was nominated for a Grammy and won the American Music Award.  It only got worse since.  I happened to personally know a human equivalent of a music encyclopedia, and I constantly hear from her: “Wait a minute, I already heard this on…”      

In Woody Allen’s Vicky, Christina, Barcelona Penelope Cruz’s character Maria Elena bluntly states that Juan Antonio (Javier Bardem), a commercially successful artist, stole his entire painting style from her.  First, he reluctantly acknowledges that, yes, she was “influential,” and later admits that “maybe he took from her more than he likes to admit.”  Really?  With a hint of sarcasm Maria Elena says: “It’s okay.  We worked side by side for many years, and you adopted my vision of the world as your own.” 

Speaking of movies, it’s impossible to get an unknown writer’s script into a decision-maker’s hands.  99% of studios and production companies do not accept unsolicited (i.e. not represented by an agent) material.  And even if you do get someone to read your script or to hear your pitch, the first thing you will need to do is to sign a legal document promising that you will never-ever sue that entity for stealing your idea.  Why?  Because, if they don’t like the script but like the idea, they will most definitely steal it.

There is this tiny (in terms of viewership – $342K gross) Craig Lucas’s movie called The Dying Gaul (2005).  It is a feeble attempt to expose Hollywood’s perversity and corruption.   In spite of the presence of indy VIP’s Campbell Scott, Patricia Clarkson, and Peter Sarsgaard, whose pull must be responsible for a $4 million budget, the movie is an unremarkable failure.  (Let’s be honest, ever since Robert Altman’s The Player (1992), you really need something extraordinary up your sleeve to embark on this theme.)  Yet, the film has one valuable tidbit of a real truth in it: When the main character refuses to change his script from a tragic gay love story into a heterosexual romance, the big-time producer with a $1 million check in his hand warns, “If you refuse, you will walk out of here with nothing, and I will give your story to someone else to rewrite.” 

But don’t think that only the unknown writers fall victims to Tinseltown’s shameless pilfering of ingenuity.  The moment I saw a poster for Night in the Museum, I had a bizarre thought that Ben Stiller somehow managed to convince Gore Vidal to lend the movie a brilliant plot device from his novel The Smithsonian Institution (1998) .  You see, it was Vidal who made the historical characters come to life, most notably Teddy Roosevelt (but not dinosaurs).  Apparently, I was not the only one who noticed the uncanny similarity: the great writer himself openly spoke about it in various media.  Of course, he wasn’t going to attempt any legal action – he’s been around the block way too many times (his first publication is dated 1946 and his oeuvre includes 14 screenplays).  

Some occurrences of unpunishable plagiarism are simply ridiculous.  In 2007, Joe Swanberg (another semi-known indy writer/director) made a practically unseen ($23K gross) movie called Hannah Takes the StairsHannah (Greta Gerwig), a recent college graduate, is an intern and an aspiring writer, who is cruising from a relationship to  relationship, trying to find her direction in life.  Hmm… Wait a minute… Doesn’t this Hannah live on HBO now? Wasn’t she shoved into everyone’s face by the hipster media for the past 18 months or so? Wasn’t she supposed to be an alter ego of her “oh-so-original” creator, a “genius” on the list of “100 Most Influential People,” the one whose name I promised not to mention in my posts anymore? A coincidence?  Nope.  If anyone did see the 2007 movie, it would be this HBO’s you-know-who.  After all, she is a friend and a collaborator (Nobody Walks) of Ry Russo-Young, who co-starred in Hannah Takes the Stairs.

Speaking of those Who-Must-Not-Be-Named, it is my firm opinion that the biggest scrounger in fictional writing ever is J.K. Rowling.  Don’t get me wrong, I love Harry Potter, but that woman sponged her material off everything she ever read (granted, she is a very well-read person). Let’s not drown ourselves in the boundless sea of magical names representing wizardly attributes: Lupin = wolf (Latin); Sirius = dog (Latin via Greek); Severus = serious, strict (Latin); Dumbledore = stream of gold (a combination of “dumble” – a Nottinghamshire local for a forested stream, and French “d’Or”), etc., etc., etc., etc. Instead, I’d like to point out a few very specific items:

  • Let me remind you that in 1961 Roald Dahl wrote a very popular book James and the Giant Peach about an orphan boy James Henry Trotter (Harry James Potter, anyone?!), whose loving parents were destroyed by a brutal rhino and who is forced to live with cruel aunts until a magician helps him to get out.
  • In Gaudy Night Dorothy Sayers’s lead character Harriet Vane describes her alma mater, Oxford’s Shrewsbury College, as an incredibly confusing place with seemingly moving stairs
  • During Victorian times, British citizens started depositing their money in the banks in increasing numbers.  Funny, they developed a slang term for the sovereigns the deposited – they called them “goblins.” 

Actually, my list is so long, I can write another book.  How about “Harry Potter Genesis, Or Did J.K. Rowling Come Up With Any Original Ideas?”

Obviously, I am very apprehensive about the usurping tendencies all around us.  I know talented young people bursting with artistic ideas. Extraordinary pearls of originality simply roll off their tongues.  It’s painful to admit it, but instead of enjoying their creativity, I behave like a robotic warning machine: “Keep it to yourself! Don’t share it with anybody!  Stop dropping your pearls publicly!  Why did you post that brilliant thing on fucking facebook?!”  I know it makes me sound like a paranoid maniac (and it makes me feel real shitty), but what else can I do to protect them?  Their artistic expressions are incredibly unique.  Their verbiage is so catchy, their “friends” not only repeat it, but have the gall to claim it for themselves.   

How can we possibly control this?  How can we safeguard the originality? We can’t: There is no legal way and most humans lost any shreds of shame a long time ago.  The only way to protect your ideas is to constantly convert them into products, so that you can stake your ownership via the copyright.  And even then, as examples above show, you are not secured from various brands of scavengers.            

Non-American Realism of “Game of Thrones”


CatelyneI'll admit it: in some of my posts I take a long-winded way to get to the point (hey, usually I have my reasons).  But there is no need for that in this case, so let me go straight to it: When it comes to the machinery of Life, the HBO fantasy series Games of Thrones and it's literary source, George R.R. Martin's A Song of Ice and Fire, are the most realistic creative products in American pop culture today.

I am not going to speculate about Mr. Martin's title for his epic's last installment, A Dream of Spring.  But I agree with a very smart person who, after watching Robb and Catelyn Stark betrayed and butchered in The Rains of Castamere episode, said: "This man will not cuddle us with nice, happy story turns we so eagerly hope for."  

No, he will not.  The series will not cater to the general public's expectations that amid a gruesome fight for power and mere survival our "favorite" characters will remain untouched and unsullied.  Moreover, the author and the show's creators will turn your emotions upside down: one minute you hate the incestual Jaime Lannister, who pushed little Bran out of the window, and the next minute you don't know what to do with your pity for his sword hand – they might as well have castrated him.  And who knew that the actual castration of the despicable and ungrateful Theon would leave you so unsettled?  

This is not your average mass entertainment fare, and the American audience is not quite prepared for it.  This is a type of authenticity cinephiles expect from French New Wave, Italian Neorealism, Cinema Novo, and Russian movies – genres specifically designed to show the naked inhumanity and unfairness of life. (The same smart person once said, "It was a Russian comedy.  I cried all the way through it.")    

George Martin's stories may take place in imaginary lands, but they are populated with very real personalities, who act like people we meet every day - power-hungry egomaniacs, cruel sadists, wealth-obsessed careerists, amoral traitors, and dishonest schemers.  This is a fantasy that reaches the ultimate height of mythology and becomes a metaphor for Life. 

Pop culture plays a crucial role in the formation of people's mentality.  And it's incredible that the popularity of the show is increasing from season to season.  Over 5 million people watched their hero Rob slaughtered on June 2nd - a drop in the ocean, of course, as far as our vast nation is concerned.  Still, if Game of Thrones wakes them up to the reality and they stop looking at the world through the pink glasses of "hopeful" Hollywood movies, it would be a grand artistic achievement.

Brace yourself, my fellow humans, Winter is coming.                      

Quotes of the Week: On This Memorial Day Let’s Remember the Freedom of Information


641250-julian-assange-on-time-coverI remember, back in 2004, looking at the abhorrent images from Abu Ghraib, reading about the Torture Memos, and saying to myself: "No matter the reasons, WE should not be doing this."  By that "WE" I meant the American Nation.  But, of course, WE wouldn't even know anything about it (as we don't most of the time), if the information about the habitual abuse, sanctioned by Top Brass, wasn't leaked to individuals with international media connections.

Nowadays, it seems like WE are drowning in secrets: major corporations, banks, technology developers, military, police, political parties, various government agencies (how about that IRS exposé!) – everyone is hiding something.  It's as if Lyndon Johnson has never signed the Freedom of Information Act.  I have to be honest, it makes me feel betrayed.  It hurts that this is what happens with an international symbol of Freedom and Democracy.

And, while Julian Assange, as a person, creeps me out and I'm highly suspicious of his motivations, I cannot help but appreciate his drive for dismantling  the spider web of cover-ups, finding and leaking every bit of information he can get his hands on.  He will be in the public eye again this summer and fall with the release of two movies about him: Alex Gibney's documentary We Steal Secrets, the Story of Wikileaks (reviewed by David Edelstein in 05/27/13 issue of New York Magazine) and Bill Condon's feature The Fifth Estate, based on Luke Harding book, starring Benedict Cumberbatch.  Hence the quotes:

"…There being so many hornets and soul-sucking ghouls and dark subterranean forces in this and the last presidential administration that we're practically living in Harry Potter world."

                                        David Edelstein

"We're going to fuck them all; fuck the world and let it flower into something new."

                                        Julian Assange

"No matter how you cut it, he's done us a massive service, to wake us up to the Zombielike way we absorb our news."

                                        Benedict Cumberbatch 

Marketplace Fairness (???) Act, or Lets Stomp on Small Businesses Again


ImagesCA3IO0HMBelieve it or not, but the Battle for (or against, if you will) the Internet Sales Tax has been going on for 20 years now. 

First, there were no online sales taxes at all.  Back in the early 90s, members of various legislative bodies thought that the World Wide Web was something that Al Gore invented and, therefore, didn't pay much attention to it, especially the Republicans.  Meanwhile, the online vendors (the term e-tailer didn't gain wide acceptance until 2000) and their customers justifiably acted like pioneers in the brave new world:  as far as they were concerned, they operated in the environment with no physical attributes, and no brick-and-mortar regulations were applicable to them. 

It didn't take too long, however, for the states to catch on and get all itchy on account of the missing revenues.  The first most obvious targets were those conventional retailers, who quickly added shopping carts to their websites: Godiva, Staples, Best Buy, Bloomingdale's, etc.  With them it was easy to enforce the guiding principle of sales taxation - the physical presence rule.  They have multiple locations practically in all states – collecting and remitting sales taxes are routine tasks for them.  A bit of code-writing and, voila, if your shipping address is in the state where the seller has a store, an office, or a warehouse, the tax will be applied.  

I was in the avant garde of the e-commerce consumers.  I bought my first book on Amazon in 1995.  I recall it was a new addition of Joy of Cooking: 1150 pages – too bulky to drag it with me from B&N.  A desire to own a one-of-a-kind Victorian coral bracelet sold by an antique dealer in Amsterdam trampled my inherent mistrust and led me to the conclusion of my first eBay purchase in 1996.  I had to fax my credit card info to the seller – we were still two years away from the inception of PayPal. And that same year I booked a room at Montreal's Ritz Carlton through Expedia.  I consider myself an Internet veteran.  Today, 90% of my consumer experience is managed online.  And I am not alone: in 2012 Internet sales amounted $226 billion.

And all these years, I've been kind of on the fence about this whole Internet taxation issue. On one hand, I LOVED not paying sales taxes for the items I bought from my home.  Plus, no state or city resources were utilized: I didn't use any public transportation, roads, or street parking; I didn't walk into any buildings; nor did I use any City utilities. The cost of my connectivity is taxed via my cable and power providers, while delivery services collect sales taxes from the shippers. I still remember how disappointed I was when Amazon opened a distribution center in NYC to facilitate same-day deliveries and started taxing my purchases.

On the other hand, the economist in me is fully aware of the importance of sales taxes for the state and municipal budgets. And, while I strongly believe that 70% of government employees are redundant and the rest are lazy, I do want all bridges to be repaired on time. Unlike other people, I understand that it's a capital-intensive process and money has to come from somewhere.  I knew only too well that Bluefly, with offices and employees in NYC, should've been taxing my purchases (they didn't) way before the CEO decided to launch a brick-and-mortar outlet.

I am a stickler for the rules that create common platforms for everyone involved: generally accepted accounting principles (GAAP), international financial reporting standards (IFRS), international commercial terms (Incoterms), etc. Speaking the same language prevents misunderstanding. If we cannot avoid paying, collecting, and remitting sales taxes, let's at least stick to the simple rules of physical presence already in place. Even though, the interpretation of what constitutes "physical presence" in the Internet environment could be debatable. I kept pondering, for example, whether, besides the conventional criteria like leased or owned commercial property, payroll, and inventory, the location of web servers and interface workstations should be considered as well.

Yet, one thing has always been clear to me: If you don't have any type of presence in a state and don't use any of the state's resources in order to generate income, you cannot be made responsible for collecting sales taxes in that state. This is not medieval Europe, I thought: just because the governments want additional revenues, they should not just impose new tax-collecting laws like some Sheriff of Nottingham. This would destroy a lot of small businesses that were able to break out of their local boundaries and find their way into the national and even international markets through the web.

What a fool I was! Who cares about small businesses? Members of the government act according to their allegiances to a few Big Players with their big gains and losses at stake.  On one side, there are Wal-Mart, Target, COSTCO, and Amazon (boy, this alliance alone was unimaginable only a few years ago), who are literally everywhere on the ground and on the web. These "poor" leviathans complain that they are at the "price disadvantage," losing customers to those e-tailers (read: smaller businesses), who don't charge sales taxes. "All" they want is to level the playing field, i.e. for everyone to collect taxes everywhere.

On the other side of the barricade is eBay providing thousands of online shops and craftsmen with the means of offering their products to the world.  It stands to lose tons of fees if the members' business volumes contract.  Nobody represents the unaffiliated e-tailers.

Guess who tips the scales? In the beginning of this month, the Senate approved an Internet tax proposal (perversely named Marketplace Fairness Act), which is not based on e-tailers' physical presence at all and will force shoppers to pay sales taxes on the majority of online purchases. In basic terms: all online sellers will have to collect sales taxes and file returns for all states to which they ship their merchandise. 

The plight of small businesses, including the additional workload related to the new responsibilities, is almost an afterthought in the proposed legislature: the ones with less than $1 million in out-of-state sales will be exempt from sales-tax obligations.  What is this stupidly irrelevant number? Are they low-balling like some cheap hagglers?  Again, common ground, people! According to the Small Business Administration's definition, a retailer is considered "small" if the sales do not exceed $5 million to $21 million, depending on the product!

Why our various government bodies always have to be such opportunists and never think about the future impact of their decisions, I have no fucking clue. The e-customers have only this much disposable income: if they have to spend a portion of it on the Internet sales taxes, they will buy less goods.  Consumer market contraction anyone?  And in the long-run every time a small business is hurt, it affects the entire economy.  But who cares about the long run? The governments are more interested in grabbing whatever they can right now, whether they entitled to it or not.       

Quote of the Week: The Negation of F. Scott Fitzgerald’s Misguided Morality


Gatsbymustknowclipimage_rx307_c540x304"Scott Fitzgerald was, in his own words, 'a moralist at heart.'  He wanted to 'preach at people,' and what he preached about most was the degeneracy of the wealthy.  His concern, however, did not lie with the antisocial behaviors to which the rich are prone: acquiring their wealth through immoral means…  Like many American moralists, Fitzgerald was more offended by pleasure than by vice, and he had a tendency to confound them.  In The Great Gatsby, polo and golf are more morally suspect than murder.  Fitzgerald despised the rich not for their iniquity per se but for the glamour of it…" 

                                                        Kathryn Schulz

                                                        Bad Egg (article for New York Magazine) 

The Frustrated CFO's comment:

A highly opinionated person has a difficult time restraining herself in the face of the inevitable hype evoked by the new adaptation of the "great American novel." And I'm not even talking about myself: Kathryn Schulz's strongly negative point of view resonated very positively with me. So, let me stick (or rather add) my two cents as well.

First of all, just like Ms. Schulz and a few other intelligent people, I always thought that, as a fictional novel, The Great Gatsby was a bad book. Moreover, the simplistic socio-economic generalizations of F. Scott Fitzgerald's writings, based on his own immediate upper-class surrounding, offend my intelligence. It's one thing when writers stick to what they know. Hey, if all of them were Philip K. Dicks, how would we know the difference? It's a completely different matter, however, when someone takes bits and pieces of his personal experience, severely impaired by alcohol and self-loathing, and tries to pass his cardboard characters and schematically constructed narrative as a "critical social history." That's a very dangerous, irresponsible, and self-serving undertaking. Was J.D. Rockefeller Jr., the conservationist, identical to Tom Buchanan?  I don't think so. Yet, they both belonged to the same class, the same age group, they both went to Ivy League Schools, etc.

There is a reason why the book's popularity rose sharply after WWII: the social changes were ripening and the white rich people were despised by most, including their own heirs (Patty Hearst was not the only one, you know). In the eyes of the readers who caused the Baby Boom, the Fates have punished poor, infatuated Jay Gatsby for trying to be where he didn't belong, for wanting to become rich and impress Daisy into loving him, for betraying "moral values" in order to accomplish this self-imposed task.

But times have changed. What the majority of critics don't realize is that by now the novel has lost all of its social-scorn charge. The baby-boomers and their children, corrupted by the celebrity-obsessed media, LOVE wealth above everything else and ENVY, but do not disapprove of, the rich. A "self-made man" Jay Gatsby is not pitied, but revered.  Who cares about shady deals, DUIs, and murders – it's all in the "job description" of climbing the ladder to the "top." 

Here is another quote to illustrate the depth of our contemporaries' perversion: 

"Every time I'm out, a drunken Wall Street guy comes up to me to say, 'You're the man.'  It's depressing.  Gordon Gekko was not a hero."

                                                                Michael Douglas 

Only in this environment the unrestrained lavishness of Baz Luhrmann's production could be acceptable, and preferable, to the hordes of day-dreamesrs wasting their lives on fantasizing about becoming rich and famous overnight. 

Now, go and Check out this entertaining post about what other directors might've done with this stale material.