Tag: accounting staff

2013 Audit Season: Joke #3


Cartoon-Confusion-Question-Mark-300x300A bank's field examiner (read my previous
joke if you don't know who that is) comes to review books and records of a company in the NYC's Financial District.

The company leases space in one of those pre-furnished/pre-wired office suites setups with reception services, heavy-duty business equipment, and highly presentable conference rooms shared by various renters.

(Educational  Side Note:
It's a very profitable business. I believe Regus, headquartered in Luxembourg,
is the largest player in the world. Started only in 1989, today it has presence
in 99 countries, operating over 1400 centers. During my career I have dealt with Regus in Amsterdam, London, Moscow, Frankfurt, and New York.)

Those who have never been in such places don't realize that owners try very hard to maximize the rentable footage and fit into the space as many offices as they can without violating occupancy regulations. There could be, like, 120 companies, some of them consisting of a single employee, on one floor. And, therefore, during business hours it never feels empty or quiet. People are coming, going, walking by. The noise level is much higher than in a conventional business space: at any given moment one can hear at least three phone conversations and virtually participate in two neighboring meetings – one with a real estate attorney and another with an advertisement outfit specializing in cosmetics. It's pretty much your garden-variety beehive that sometimes gives an impression of being even more populous than it actually is.

One of the specific aspects of the office suites is the absence of companies' signs and name plaques – just the numbers on the doors. Yet, if you give the name of the company you are visiting to the doormen, they will direct you to the right floor. There, receptionists will not act surprise when you ask for a particular person and will call him or her up right away. (I mean, there is a reason why these businesses are doing
well.)

This is how the field examiner found her way to the company's CFO, with whom she was in contact after the assignment was scheduled.  The auditor was set up in a separate room next to the CFO's office.  Most of the electronic communications and data exchanges transpired between the two of them.  The supporting documentation was provided by the CFO's staff.  But in the hallways, reception areas,  at the coffee station in the kitchen, through the open doors of multiple offices – everywhere the visiting woman saw, to put it mildly, quite a few people.

Please keep in mind, this is a little story about a person of numbers. Moreover, one of the key requirements of qualified auditors is their ability to gage the validity of the data in front of them. The examiners cannot possibly look at every recorded transaction – they make representative selections for documentary proofs; they construct trends; they look at schedules and statements; and they must apply analytical scrutiny and critical thinking to every number to make sure that it makes sense in the context of the examination's scope.

For example, it is expected of an auditor, who already studied a company's Profit & Loss statement, to understand the physical reality of annual rent expense of $85,000 (especially in NYC's Financial District) and annual payroll of $1 million. Call me crazy,
but I don't think one needs to have a business degree and a CPA to interpret these numbers. I mean, any logical person can effortlessly come to the correct conclusion, right?  One can only hope.

The field work was going very smoothly; the company's finance and accounting staff was well prepared and accommodating; the books were clean and the paper trail was flawlessly coherent. Yet, at the very end, when the auditor was reviewing prior exams'
statistical questionnaires to see if anything required an update, all of a sudden she hit a stumbling block…

She walks over to the CFO with the papers in her hand, looking genuinely puzzled. She points out to a section in the questionnaire, "It says here that the total number of
employees is 10." Now, it's CFO's turn to be baffled as she doesn't understand
why this is so surprising, "Yes, that's correct. Ten total."

The field examiner looks into the CFO's face, still confused, "But I thought this whole floor was you…"

Anyone Can Be in Accounting?


There were times not long ago when in order to "work in Accounting"  you had to have some formal knowledge of, at the very least, bookkeeping principles.  When one dealt with manual cash receipts and disbursements journals, subsidiary and general ledgers, payroll transaction recording, at minimum she or he had to understand the principles of double-bookkeeping. 

The technological advancements and computerization changed all that.  Now, anyone who knows some Excel, quick enough to grasp menu-driven applications and doesn't suck at basic math is good enough to work in Accounting.

Don't get me wrong, I am a technology freak.  Some people who know me long enough say that Technology is my middle name.  Moreover, we, accountants, were some of the early beneficiaries of the computer coding: the first business data analysis compiler was written in 1957.  Truth be told handling all those books manually was getting out of control.

However, hiding all the double entries behind the computer's screen, allowed for the situation we currently have, especially in small business environment: people without any accounting and/or finance foundation are allowed to mechanically perform important functions. 

Here is a true story shared with me by one of my correspondent.  Let's call her Lisa.  When she took a CFO position in a law firm that employed over 500 people, the composition of her "Accounting & Finance" department was as follows: AP Manager (no accounting degree, 20 years of strictly AP experience), PR Manager (BS in General Business, prior experience in HR & Benefits), Staff Accountant 1 (BA in Psychology who was a daughter of a partner's friend), Staff Accountant 2 (BA in Child Psychology who started as a part-time office clerk when she was in HS and just stayed on), Financial Analyst (BS in Business Administration with above average Excel). 

Is it surprising that the firm had a turnover of Controllers and CFOs at the rate of 4 per year in the past few years?  They had great ideas what the company's record-keeping, analytical and reporting functions should be, but no one to whom to delegate the actual implementation.  Is it surprising that the company never had audited financial statements?

At the first meeting with the Staff Accountant 2 (let's call her Sam), Lisa was told that Sam was "an accounting genius."  Sam said, that she was so good at it, she got everything in a split second.  A week later Lisa has discovered that all Bank Accounts in the Asset section of GL had reversed entries: receipts as credits and disbursements as debits.  In other words, it replicated the bank statements instead of reflecting the company's transactions.

You think this law firm's accounting staff is unique?  Nope, it happens everywhere.  Look at the people responsible for financial functions in this young and hip company Quirky.  I am sure these four women are bright and wonderful, but none of them have neither accounting nor serious financial background. 

If this problem has affected you as well, please, do not hesitate to email me and share.