Once upon a time (but not very long ago), Kroshka Roo, the quick-witted sidekick of the mighty goddess Shiny Crow, was making a protein potion for himself – to keep his strength and virility at the level tantamount to the demands of his arduous life. The brew, prepared in accordance with a recently unearthed ancient recipe, looked like a swamp in South-Eastern Asia after an especially long winter season of inexhaustible rains: It was muddy-green and thick, with a texture that gave an appearance of something heavy and hairy swimming right under the surface.
Kroshka Roo took a sip.
"Does it taste vile?" asked Shiny Crow, testing her partner's commitment to the noble cause of survival in the Crumbling World.
Kroshka Roo didn't skip a bit. "I looked at the liquid," he replied, "And just knew exactly what it would taste like. My expectations were completely met and I am at peace with the potion." He then proceeded to consume the brew in its entirety.
The Frustrated CFO 