Quote of the Week: The Mechanics of a Tortured Soul


2012_03_10idlerwheel"The Idler Wheel Is Wiser

Than the Driver of the Screw

And Whipping Cords Will Serve You More

Than Ropes Will Ever Do."

                        Fiona Apple

 

 


R.I.P. the Queen of Romantic Comedy Nora Ephron




It’s hard to believe that the witty romanticist of Upper West Side, Nora Ephron, is gone.  It seems that it was only yesterday (actually more than four years have gone) that she was concerned about the condition of her neck.  And what a classy dame – managed to hide her leukemia from nosy parkers of the media variety; wrote a script (Lost in Austen) and committed to direct it in 2013, as if nothing was going on!

Here is someone who didn’t ride to her fame on the back of the nepotism (both her parents were Hollywood screenwriters).  She was in her late 30s when she started transferring her writing skills from journalism to TV and 41 when she penned her first movie script (together with Alice Arlen) for Silkwood directed by Michael Nichols.

At her best, she was able to reach a remarkably broad audience.  Her female characters were tested by circumstances, connections and emotions familiar to anyone.  In her greatest hits (When Harry Met Sally, Sleepless in Seattle, You’ve Got Mail) she managed to make her writing both highbrow and accessible at the same time – a rare feat in contemporary cinema.  Her writing skillfully combined sharp humor and intelligence with uplifting, almost fairy-tale, aspirations to achieve human happiness.  As the result, these movies have become undeniable critical and commercial successes.  Together they grossed $572 million to date, returning 5.6 times of their total budgets.

Most importantly, Nora Ephron left us with fond recollections of funny moments and snappy quotes that will be affectionately cited by fans and shamelessly imitated by other writers for generations to come.  And for that we are grateful to you, Nora Ephron.      

Quote of the Week: If You Haven’t Got Material


220px-MamasAndPapas260"You could be a good singer from now ’til hell and back and if you haven’t got material, you’re just standing there with your mouth open. You’ll be singing commercial jingles for the rest of your life."

                                        Mama Cass Elliot

The Frustrated CFO's comment:

When I first heard this long-ago interview on The Best of The Mamas & the Papas  compilation, I thought right away that Mama Cass stumbled on something very fundamental and universal here.  It's not just music.  Without writers, actors wouldn't have roles to perform.  Without choreographers, dancers would be standing there motionless.       

In fact, I frequently use this quote as an analogy in business situations.  It works wonders, for example, in shrinking heads of "star" traders and salesmen, who think themselves to be the only important people in an organization.  They forget that the music they are singing to clients and customers is a combination of the company's goodwill created by executives, the finances that buy the products, the infrastructure that delivers and supports the commerce.  Without all of these efforts together, they would be standing there with their mouths opened selling… nothing.

     

The Frustrated CFO Comments on Huffington Post’s College Dropouts Gallery


Click to view Huffington Post's Famous College Dropouts Gallery and read The Frustrated CFO's comment.

Quote of the Week: CEO’s Brain Freeze


ImagesFrom an actual email exchange between a CEO and a CFO who are on friendly terms with each other:

"CEO:

Hi!  Is there 8.15924 gallons per metric ton, or 8.110117 gallons per metric ton?

Thanks, expert!

CFO:

Yeah right!  A metric TON is slightly over 8 gallons???!!!  Just 8 jugs of milk???!!! I can carry that, the whole ton of it.  And they say I don't have any strength in my arms!  

It's the pounds: there are approximately 8.34 pounds in a gallon.  And there are approximately 2,204.62 pounds in a ton.  This means that there are about 264.34 gallons in a metric ton.

Aren't you glad you have a CFO?"

The Frustrated CFO's comment:

Remarkable isn't it?  Emailing the CFO instead of looking it up on the Internet – that's pretty much the essence of a business owner's attitude.