From an actual email exchange:
CEO: "I wonder when my crack accounting team planned to tell me about this previously unknown accrual!"
CFO: "First of all, it's not crack, it's dope! Secondly, the accrual is only 5 minutes old and you are already informed. We are not in an AT&T commercial, you know."
"If you have a job without aggravations, you don't have a job."
Malcolm Forbes
"Being a woman is a terribly difficult trade, since it consists principally of dealing with men."
Joseph Conrad
Contemporary Political Terminology for a $1000, please, Alex.
– A hippie with the trust-fund background.
– What is
Version 1: "a trustafarian?"
"MI-5" season 8, episode 3, written by Christian Spurrier and Sean Reilly.
Version 2 (still acceptable): "an occupier of Zuccotti Park Avenue?"
H.M.
"Political history is far too criminal a subject to be a fit thing to teach children."
W. H. Auden
The Frustrated CFO 